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Takes by the Ocean: If I Was a Prude Coyote I’d Wanna Fuck Me Too, But Jesus Lizard Bites Never Heal

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Oct 05, 2024
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Kurt smells like badussy: NLE Choppa

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NLE Choppa, Slut SZN [EP]

Tommy Richman could learn something from this concept EP about “Slut Me Out 2,” which justifies the extended versions hustle at least as well as Lil Jon’s “Get Low” or Chad Matheny’s “Stay Where You Are.” But the entire loosie-rap multiverse could learn something from Bryson Potts shamelessly embracing his own novelty (and sl*t) status as well as his own voracious stylistic appetite on the other 5-or-maybe-4/8ths. He’s right to milk synth-disco a few moments longer. And his country stab is more fun than anything on the Shaboozey, Post Malone, or Beyoncé. 

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